Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Happy Groundhog Day!

Climate Scientists predict muted Global Warming Hysteria will soon end.  Every February 2nd, alarmists emerge from their holes to see if Global Warming is true.  If they see their shadow they scurry back under ground to ignore the evidence for 6 more weeks.  If its cloudy the alarmist will proclaim he end is nigh and seek funding very soon.

Today, there is no need to test alarmists experimentally in the actual outdoors.  This computer generated model, shown here below, proves without a doubt that Global Warming Hysteria will indeed return to familiar levels. 

In fact, it may already be too late.  Governments should immediately shut down their economies and submit to global socialism to save the planet.  The debate is over.  Success is failure.  Only through slavery can one be free. 

4 comments:

hunter said...

Good one! I think Suzuki's more of a weasel though.

CanadianSense said...

I don't think weasel deserve to be compared to an alarmist that might have financial interests at stake.

A weasel does not try to change society or pass taxes through unproven ideology.

A weasel may be an opportunist but the damage he/she can inflict on society does not compare to the Global warming movement.

The_Iceman said...

I was considering starting my own holiday called "coin flip day" where we get together to celebrate a coin toss. If the coin sees its tails, we will have 6 more weeks of winter.

I bet my predictor will be equally as accurate as the oversized rodent.

Alex said...

LOL you guys are hilarious. I would say Suzuki is more of an earth hog.

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