Showing posts with label Puppet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Puppet. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Who is the Puppet Master at the Liberal Party?

Its not Iggy.

Iggy said this today regarding the cabinet shuffle: "The puppets are always there, and they just change the little puppets, but the great leader is still there."

Iggy is not a great leader.  Iggy is a puppet himself.  You can tell because Iggy can't really be described as a self-starter.   He doesn't really take the initiative and get out there do stuff.  He likes to think in the rain and practice smiling.  I hear he can't even show up to work on the right day.

Ever since he lost his own party election and won Dion's historic defeat, I've been waiting for some kind of platform.  Remember when he tried to pull an election without a platform?  Too funny.  Even my high school president promised to make longer lunches. 

A plane might fly on autopilot, but it won't land.  There is a pilot on Liberal Airways 416, but it is not Micheal Ignatieff.  Should I ask the man behind the curtain about a platform? 

What are Liberals about Mr. Donolo?  You are about blaming war crimes on the best troops we can field.  You are about holding back Senate reform and prolonging a dying gun registry.  You are about forcing elections because of some timer you set back when you failed to force one last time.  Oh yes, and don't forget the most important Liberal item of all: You are about more Taxes.

Yup.  Liberals want more taxes.  Its in their blood.  I saw a hint of it today.  Iggy was careful not to say taxes but it was there and he didn't want to talk about it.  Reporters didn't chase him on it, but they are mostly incompetent leftard cheerleaders anyway.